“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.”
— no one (via eatdirt)
(Source: zahrabahrabobara, via kreay-hefner)
i dont think anybody ever takes me seriously and that's probably a good thing, for a summary of my life goals visit cashcats.biz
• demanding inquiries and/or stunningly obvious commentary accepted hereabouts
unimpressive and generally really boring
unimpressive and generally really boring
“I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The Hunger Games, I was kind of curious for a second. So I called my agent. [My agent] was like ‘no one’s going to offer you that part.’ I was like, thanks for the reassurance.’”
— Robert Pattinson on rumors about being cast as Finnick Odair (x)
“Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy took her phone to put in a good word.” via @dan4lopez
#gooddeeds
#hire her or i’ll send you dead fish for the rest of your life
(via ailuruses)
i h8 myself why do i exist my existence is a jooooooke
fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.
You got anything sporty, like a tuna?
(via dizzymisslizzi)
i may be stupid i may be young i may be incredibly unwise but it’s my stance in life that seriousness and an over awareness of stress is really really useless and unnecessary
laughing is a sweeter sound than screaming
“I really wasn’t thinking of the show as being such a two-hander as it has turned out to be,” says Gilligan. “But that’s what’s intriguing about television. A lot of Aaron’s personality—and it’s not to say Aaron is Jesse—but the cadence of his voice and his decency and vulnerability, leached into the writing of the character. You want to protect him.”
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(Source: annperkins, via scatmancrothers)
